I Read Depressing and Insulting Tarot and People Love It

Don’t blame me, I’m just doing God’s work

Image captured from one of my Tik Tok readings

I’ve recently started a Tik Tok account and I’m filling it with tarot readings that are gloomy, insulting, and downright rude. I don’t sugarcoat my readings, people. I am here to give you the truth and sometimes — most of the time — that’s painful. Actually, no. It’s just painful all of the time because we all know life is lame and there’s nothing to look forward to in it.

After all, the world doesn’t have meaning in it and the universe doesn’t support you at all. There are no miracles, and we might as well get the message out there that faith is pointless. Hope is gone. We are all doomed.

I figured that the world was depressed enough as it is, so why not add to it? People need more messages about death and misfortune, don’t they?

(I jest. These are comedy readings. But don’t tell anyone, just in case some viewers actually still think these are genuine readings!)

I’ve been doing this type of live video on my Instagram account for a while, and a bunch of friends encouraged me to get on Tik Tok, so here we are. I’m telling you, people love to be told that they suck and the world is ending. I don’t get it.

Watch at your own risk.

An Explanation

To be perfectly honest, which I always am, the idea for this came to me after Halloween night when I saw a UFO. I am not joking — this part is serious, guys. I saw something unbelievable in the sky and the next day I couldn’t take life seriously anymore. I realized the world is made of stuff that I may never truly contemplate and that reality wasn’t what I thought.

So, I decided, why not just make people laugh?

I was so tired of trying to manifest my life and get my fortune read. I was tired of overthinking life and being so serious. I felt like the spirituality realm needed some comedy in it. People need to lighten up a little.

I also saw that the universe has a grand sense of humor. I am channeling in these readings — but not like other psychics. Instead of channeling serious messages, I am channeling the divine love expressed through humor.

The greatest expression of love is humor, after all.

I am doing God’s work, but not in the “conventional” way. Things need to be silly. They really, really do.

Follow my social media accounts for some divine humor.