I Read Depressing and Insulting Tarot and People Love It
Don’t blame me, I’m just doing God’s work
I’ve recently started a Tik Tok account and I’m filling it with tarot readings that are gloomy, insulting, and downright rude. I don’t sugarcoat my readings, people. I am here to give you the truth and sometimes — most of the time — that’s painful. Actually, no. It’s just painful all of the time because we all know life is lame and there’s nothing to look forward to in it.
After all, the world doesn’t have meaning in it and the universe doesn’t support you at all. There are no miracles, and we might as well get the message out there that faith is pointless. Hope is gone. We are all doomed.
I figured that the world was depressed enough as it is, so why not add to it? People need more messages about death and misfortune, don’t they?
(I jest. These are comedy readings. But don’t tell anyone, just in case some viewers actually still think these are genuine readings!)
I’ve been doing this type of live video on my Instagram account for a while, and a bunch of friends encouraged me to get on Tik Tok, so here we are. I’m telling you, people love to be told that they suck and the world is…
