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Signs From the Universe Lead Me Toward Sandwiches
There is no denying that sandwiches are the key to enlightenment.
I was driving today on my way to get a sandwich at Jimmy John’s, and the license plate on the car in front of me contained the number 111. I knew that this was a sign from the universe that I was on the right track. I’m in alignment with the rest of creation. Yes, the universe wants me to eat sandwiches — and I will gladly do so.
Some people’s spiritual practices include rituals like lighting candles or incense. You may cleanse your home with sage. You might invoke archangels with crystals. You may meditate and repeat a mantra. But for me, a sandwich just about does it.
Sandwiches connect us with the divine realm. They are a delightful vehicle toward enlightenment.
As you ascend spiritually and align yourself with sandwiches, you will notice some strange things. You’ll see your life beginning to shift. Repeated numbers will appear everywhere and words like “Reuben”, “Peanut Butter and Jelly”, and “Mettbrötchen” will come to you through the most unexpected channels.
